Thursday, September 28, 2017

2017 Crew SC 4caster: Game 31


scha·den·freu·de: pleasure derived by someone from another person's misfortune.

DC United is out of the playoffs. They are terrible, and always will be. Ok, important stuff out of the way.

Playoff Clinching Scenarios for This Weekend: Chill on That

Crew should win at home vs DC in the first place, but for Montreal or New England to make the playoffs ahead of The Crew it would take the most massive team bed-shitting since one team missed two PKs in the same game... in the playoffs... on my birthday. So don't worry about playoff clinching scenarios.

Enhanced Standings

While DC is out, NYCFC, Atlanta and Chicago are now in the playoffs. But you knew that. This year it's not going to be a race to see who's in the playoffs, but there will be a fight for the 2-3-4 spots. JOSTLIN'!







4casted Final Standings, MLS Cup Hosting















It may only take 46 points to qualify for the playoffs, but to host the KO round Crew SC might need to win their final three games. Even two wins and a tie wouldn't guarantee 4th place. 7 of their possible final 9 points would, however, put them in great shape to host MLS Cup. 

For the wild optimist, a scenario still exists in which Crew SC can finish in 2nd place in the East. For now, 5th place looks most likely.

Wednesday, September 20, 2017

2017 Crew SC 4caster: Game 30

I'm back, yo. If you were fronting, please cease doing so. While I may have recently taken your sage advice in deleting my (Twitter) account, that doesn't mean I'm wack.

Enhanced Standings

First, my 4casted final standings (red stuff). This week I have Crew SC in 6th. One solitary point separates 3rd from 6th. Montreal has crept back into the picture, but might need 12 points in its final five games.

Next is the one sorted by max points (shown in gray). This takes unplayed games into account, assuming that each team wins all remaining games.

Last is the one sorted by current points (regular standings). This will be somewhat misleading until October 7th, when everyone will have played 32 games.

4casted Final Standings, Elimination/Clinch Dates & MLS Cup Hosting

Look at 3-4-5. Nuts, eh? Decided by goal differential. This also means that per usual, looks like 50 points are needed to make the playoffs. 53 will get you home field advantage in the knockout round. But we probably won't know anything for sure until 10/15.

Finally, MLS Cup hosting watch is officially on. 



Friday, June 19, 2015

Possible New Songs for Crew Games

I love coming up with new Crew SC songs, but it’s super hard to figure out ones that truly work. IMO they need to be:
  • dog-simple, 
  • fun, 
  • catchy, 
  • even more simple, 
  • widely recognizable, 
  • a cappella-friendly (very important), and 
  • with as few lyrics as possible. 

Bonus round awesomeness would be to include all of Mapfre in the singalong and/or to have a local connection with a tune.
For instance, when it first came out "7 Nation Army" was great b/c it’s only 7 notes and zero lyrics. It has since been co-opted by every "Jock Jams" DJ on the planet. That said, here are some ideas.

Can’t Get Crew Outta My Head
I just can’t get Crew outta my head
No your goals are all I think about
I just can’t get Crew outta my head
No your goals are all I think about
La la, la la la la, la la (x4)

The tune is super catchy, and I like the idea of Nordecke singing the la la las. Lyrics are easy; folks are already used to singing "...just can't get" when they sing "I Just Can't Get Enough". Side note: I'd watch Kylie Minogue do my taxes.

Kamara, Kamara
Kamara, Kamara,
We love ya, Kamara,
He'll score us a goal today (repeat a bunch)

Like Kei, this has legs. We need an AWESOME song for Kamara, who is a legit MVP candidate and generally is fabulous.

UPDATE: Fixed the last line, thanks to Jerry Legend.

I Hate Myself for Loving Crew
I hate myself for loving Crew
Can’t break free from the things that they do
I wanna walk but I run back to you
That's why I hate myself for loving Crew

I thought of this when Alex Stanek went to The Who show and saw Joan Jett, who is undeniably a bad ass. In hockey, they play certain songs when the home team is scored on. Kinda weird. It makes me not like the song most of the time, b/c I’m associating it with something poopy. On the other hand, if we sang this song after the Crew were scored on, it would be 1) original, 2) a re-commitment of our undying love, 3) a way to quickly get our heads back in the game.

Praise Crew
We’ve come a long long way together
Through the hard times and the good
I have to celebrate Crew baby
I have to praise Crew like I should (repeat)


I love the message on this one. Thinking that along with some soul claps, this could take flight.

Tchani B. Goode
Go Go. 
Go Tchani go, go.
Go Tchani go, go.
Go Tchani go, go.
Go Tchani go, go. Tchani B. Goode. (repeat)

Very simple, and 'Tchani' is a dead ringer for 'Johnny'. Dishonorable mention: "Who's Tchani?", a take off the El DeBarge song.

Crew Ya Think I'm Sexy?
IF u like Mawbati AND u think he’s sexy COME on Mapfre let me KNOW. 
IF u really need it JUST reach out & shoot it COME on Cedrick score a GOAL. 
Na na na na na... Nana nana nana na, nana nana nana na

Hopefully Cedrick is great and causes us to sing this song often.

Sunday, July 7, 2013

Sunday, June 30, 2013

Columbus Crew 2013 Playoff 4caster


*Last Updated 7/5/13 2:41PM Columbus Standard Time*

On this page, I will keep a running view of The Crew's playoff chances, who to root for in the coming week, when Toronto and DC will be eliminated from the playoffs and more.  

Look for big changes coming Sunday, July 7th... as I'll be moving the Crew Playoff 4caster to Massive Report!  I'm honored to be writing for MR, and look forward to connecting with a larger swath of Crew Nation.

Playoffs
After Montreal, MLS' Eastern Conference is currently very flat.  Last year, 52 points was only good enough for 6th place.  At 2013 trends, 52 would win the East!  This will help the Crew's playoff chances by pushing down the number of points needed for 5th place- currently projected at 46.

Here's a summary:
Projected Pts To Win Supporters Shield
61
Projected Pts To Win East
52
Projected Pts To Make Playoffs - East
46


Current Crew Points
20
Current Crew PPG
1.11
Crew Projected Points at Current PPG
38


Projected Remaining Points Crew Need To Earn To Make Playoffs
26
Typical Record Needed for 26 Pts in 16 games
7-4-5
Projected PPG Needed for remaining 16 games
1.63

After the Galaxy loss Thursday, the Crew return home to face Portland on Sunday looking for their first points in 4 games. With only 2 more games in July, even a win against the Timbers won't keep The Crew from looking up the standings most of the month.

Crew Opponents' PPG
Being the midway point in the season, the PPG for The Crew's past opponents (1.3) is starting to become less and less relevant.  Lots of opponents means the overall number pushes closer to the MLS average of about 1.4 PPG.  For this reason, I'm not going to include this figure in analysis any longer.

The Crew's future opponent PPG, on the other hand (1.4), is more and more important.  Teams are starting to separate themselves, and The Crew will have a better gauge of what they're up against by checking out the PPG of their upcoming foes.

The PPG of opponents that the Crew beat, lost to or tied is trickier to delve in to.  First, since there's 3 categories, the smaller data sets will give you numbers that could move around a lot.  Next, as the season moves along the schedule balances more and more; this provides a more accurate view of a teams' overall quality.

The real story here for Crew fans is that while the teams that beat and tie the Crew are about average, the quality of the opponents they can actually beat is so far... well... lacking.


Opponents' PPG - Games in the Past
1.3
Opponents' PPG - Games Yet To Play
1.4


Opponents' PPG - Crew Victories
0.9
Opponents' PPG - Crew Defeats
1.4
Opponents' PPG - Crew Ties
1.5

Who Do I Root For This Week?
One of the harshest indignities of chasing after the 5th and final playoff spot is having to root for other teams to help out your situation.  While technically The Crew control their own density... I mean... destiny, something tells me Crew fans better start cheering now.  To make matters worse, 2 of the The Crew's 3 fiercest rivals are abysmal this year.  While this provides fun popcorn time (see Schadenfreude Zentral, the section below), that also means that the educated Crew fan will often be rooting for their rivals as they compete against other Eastern Conference foes.  Barf.  This week, here's your guide:


Date
Match
Root For
7/6
San Jose @ New England
San Jose
7/6
Philly @ Houston
Philly
7/7SKC @ ChicagoSporting KC
7/7Chivas @ MontrealChivas

Schadenfreude Zentral
If there might be a saving grace to the 2013 season, it would be that both DC United and Toronto are awful.  Regardless of how Crew Cranky you might be, this section will bring a bit of spring back to the step of any Crew fan.

Toronto is once again going to miss the MLS Playoffs, as is tradition.  Speaking of TRADITION, DC United is the worst team in the league.

Fun Fact: Toronto FC has never once fired their coach in July or August.
Fun Fact, Part 2: After 12 games, Ryan Nelsen has the worst winning percentage in TFC history.

Let's get to the numbers, shall we?
DC United's Projected 2013 Points
17
Toronto FC's Projected 2013 Points
26
Projected Date DC United Eliminated From Playoffs
8/24 vs Toronto
Projected Date Toronto FC Eliminated From Playoffs
9/14 @NYRB
Date Toronto FC Fires Coach
TBD

Tuesday, June 25, 2013

Underdogs



Everyone loves an underdog.  But is that the Columbus Crew's marketing strategy?  That's quite a change from just a couple months ago, when Crew President & GM Mark McCullers was selling fans and even MLS Commissioner Don Garber on the idea that they had a championship calibre team in 2013.  In a 2/27/13 article in The Columbus Dispatch, McCullers said that there was no doubt in his mind that, "...this team can contend for MLS Cup."  Yet, today at The Greater Columbus Sports Commission's Morning Sports Report, he was quoted as saying, "We're 17 games in, and we're only 5 points out of 2nd place. We're great at being underdogs!"

It's true that the Crew are 5 points out of 2nd place.  It's also true that on a points-per-game (PPG) basis, about halfway through the season they are 13th out of 19 teams with a 1.25 average.  In MLS, 10 of the 19 teams enter the playoffs.  If McCullers' use of the word "contending" is interpreted as the Crew merely making the playoffs, that is certainly still possible.  From that point, it is true that anything can happen.  But based on where the team is halfway through the year, selling this team as championship quality is more and more of a stretch.  When one drills down into the quality of competition that the Crew have played and have yet to play, the situation looks even more bleak.

Points Per Game of Crew Opponents, Grouped by Result
Even though McCullers said 17, The Crew have actually played 16 matches in the 2013 MLS season.  They have won 5 of those matches.  4 of those 5 wins were against the 3 teams with the worst records in the league. (Curiously, the other win was against the team with the best record.)  On average, the teams the Crew beat have a PPG of .94.  The PPG for teams they have tied is 1.51, and for teams that have beaten the Crew the figure is 1.62.  So far this year, the Crew struggle against quality opponents.

Points Per Game of Crew Opponents, Grouped by Schedule
The Crew's struggles against tougher opponents does not bode well, as the rest of their 2013 schedule will stiffen.  In the first 16 matches, the Crew's opponent's overall PPG was 1.27.  In the last 18 matches, the current records of Crew opponents jumps to 1.44.

Points Per Game Needed to Qualify for MLS Playoffs
Over the last 5 years of MLS Cup play, the minimum PPG to qualify averages to 1.42.  The current 5th place Eastern Conference team, Kansas City, is sitting at 1.44 PPG.  Extrapolating through the end of the season, this would mean the expected minimum number of points earned to qualify for the playoffs is about 49.

Extrapolating Crew Results Based on Quality of Opponent
The Crew have earned 20 points so far, and have 18 matches to go.  29 more points over those 18 matches would be a PPG pace of 1.61.  However, as I mentioned earlier the Crew's schedule is going to become more difficult.  If one overlays their current PPG to the games through the rest of 2013 based on quality of opponent, it's not pretty for Crew fans.  Based on beating teams with an average of .94 PPG, tying those around 1.51 and losing to those averaging 1.62, I projected that the Crew's final record would be 8-14-12, landing on 36 points.  If that was the case, the Crew would be out of playoff contention by mid to late September.  Even a middling 6-6-6 would only get the Crew to 44 points, which will not be enough to qualify.  8-5-5 would earn the magic 29 points, but that would mean 5 wins against teams not named Chicago or Toronto. 

Summary

All told, if the Crew are to "contend for the MLS Cup" by eking into the 5th playoff spot in the Eastern Conference, they will have to get significantly better results (1.61 PPG vs current 1.25 PPG pace) against significantly better opponents (1.44 PPG vs previously played opponents with 1.27 PPG).

As a Crew fan, I hope McCullers is right, and that the Crew are great at being underdogs.  They will likely have a lot of practice at that this year.

Thursday, May 2, 2013

Your MLS Ref Cheat Sheet, or My Lengthy Apology to Mark Geiger


Mr. Geiger, I'm sorry.  I hope that this article will start to mend our one-way relationship, which heretofore has been pretty rocky.  For the past few years I've gone around dogging you as a red card-heavy, PK-heavy, in-over-his-head ref who always inserts yourself into the match somehow.  I said these things because I believed them, and I believed them because of the matches I have seen you work.  But I had no data to test this hunch... until now.  While I may not liked some of your calls, the idea in my head that you were a statistical outlier in those categories was untrue.

On Tuesday I found heaps of data that tracks referees' performances at: http://www.transfermarkt.co.uk.  Let me immediately and formally thank TransferMarkt UK (@TMuk_news); this article would not be possible without their free and easy to use site.  Armed with new info, I was able to do something that I've wanted to do for a long time- compare stats of MLS referees. (Nerd alert!) My ground rules:
  • To ensure there was a valid sample size for any given ref, I needed to set a minimum number of matches worked.  34, an entire MLS season's worth, felt like a good number.  (Note: MLS refs don't work each week.  Even the busiest ones work only around 20 games/year).
  • Only MLS regular season games would be in the analysis.  [Disclaimer: Use of the word "experience" below refers only to MLS games worked.  Other leagues/tournament matches that the MLS officials may have conducted were not factored into this study]
  • I'd review cards issued and PKs awarded, all on a per match basis.
  • All data is current as of 5/1/13
This left me with 10 MLS refs and 1021 games in the study.  I couldn't wait to see the results.

Yellows/Match - 3.3
The most benign of the stats to compare was yellow cards.  The overall average was 3.3 cards/match.  Among the refs, 3 of the 4 highest rates on this list were 3 of the 4 refs with the least MLS games under their belt.  Are yellows thrown around willy-nilly by newer refs?  Is it like being a parent, where you freak out at everything at first, but learn to go with the flow by the 3rd kid?  Maybe.  However, the least experienced ref in the study, Chris Penso, had the lowest of all ten with only 2.8/match.
 
Straight Reds/Match - .16
1st, some trivia - we learn that a straight red in MLS is 20 times less likely in a match than a yellow.  I never really thought about where that number would lie, but there it is.

As with yellow cards, experience seems to be a factor in how likely a ref is to issue a straight red (SR).  Is it such that, when considering the heavy consequences that come with a red card, the most experienced referees are more likely to have the confidence to send a player off?  The 3 least likely refs to issue a straight red were also the 3 with the least experience in MLS.  It's worthwhile to note that SRs are infrequent, but I still found it a little disconcerting that there would be so much of a difference between those most and least likely to issue one.


Total Reds/Match - .24 
Next, I made up a term called "Total Reds" (TRs).  TRs sums the red cards delivered both by 2nd yellows and by straight red cards.  I debated how to treat 2nd yellows, as technically they're supposed to be fouls of the same danger/caliber as any other yellow.  In real life, though, referees carefully deliberate before re-carding a player and sending him off.  Out of this study was born another new term, the "Naughty List".  I'll get to that in a minute, but first...

Leading the pack here is Baldomero Toledo.  In his matches, one way or another, someone gets tossed in nearly 1 of 3 matches.  Yes, there are 2 or even 3 red cards issues in some games, but for the most part only 1 red is ever given in a match.  At .32 TRs/match, that's about 7 guys a year that Toledo tosses.  In contrast, the relatively new Edvin Juresevic sees red in only 1 of 14 matches.  While I would normally be tempted to throw in disclaimer about how data can be interpreted many ways... wow.  That's just way different.
When looking at the relationship between yellows issued and 2nd yellows issued, I wondered if certain refs were more likely to card a player a second time than other refs.  As mechanical as you may try to act as an official, you're human after all.  Indeed, some refs are clearly more likely to show you red if you've already made it to the "Naughty List".

Use of Naughty List - 2.3%  In MLS, if you've already picked up a yellow card you've only got about a 1 in 44 chance of getting tossed.  Now, of course most players alter their behavior after being carded in order to avoid a second.  Also, coaching strategies may tilt towards pulling players holding cards off the field.  Still, there is the question: Once you have a yellow card, are you more likely to eventually get thrown out by certain officials more than others?  Even if unintentional, the data seems to indicate yes. 

Take the case of Chris Penso.  At .08 straight red cards/match, he has issued the 3rd least Straight Reds/Match in the study.  However, when it comes to Total Reds, he's in the middle of the pack.  That's because he issues a higher amount of 2nd yellow cards than anyone else.  In fact, it's not even close.  MLS players, be warned; don't get on Penso's bad side.  At the other end of the spectrum is "Cool Eddie" Juresevic, who barely ever issues a second yellow; he has done so only once in 194 cases.
PKs/Match - .22
Now let's address the most divisive issue a referee faces - awarding a penalty.  About 75% of awarded PKs are scored, so the decision couldn't be more critical to the outcome of a match.

Once again, experience comes into play.  Similar to issuing red cards, the more experienced referees were more likely to award PKs, while less experienced refs were not.  The 4 officials that awarded PKs most frequently were 4 of the 5 with the most games under their belts; only Kevin Stott did not appear in that group.  Does that mean that there is a crisis of confidence with those less experienced, or does it signal a move by MLS or PRO to reduce the overall occurrences, which would skew the stats downward for the newer folks?  Specifically, we can see Ricardo Salazar has reduced his rate each of the last 4 seasons, from a 2009 high of .5/Match to 2012's rate of only .12/Match.  Whatever the reasons are, the data tells us that the 3 refs who award the most PKs are 2.7 times more likely to do so than the 3 who are least likely.  Again, that strikes me as a significant difference.
So, is that normal?  And what is normal, anyway?  Is there a worldwide standard to which MLS refs could be compared? If there is one, I don't know where it exists.  So, I made it.

The Electrifying Conclusion - To see how MLS ref stats fared against those from leagues around the world, I picked 10 officials from 9 different leagues and performed the same analysis.  The first ref I chose was Howard Webb, who oversaw the 2010 World Cup final.  From there, I picked one more BPL referee, plus 8 more officials from various other leagues.  This resulted in an even bigger pool of games to review (1700+), which would only bolster my confidence in the figures.

Again, I started with yellow cards.  At 3.7 yellows/match, the World group looked more likely to dish out warnings than their MLS counterparts.  Interestingly, though, they were also less likely to issue straight reds.  The lesson I get out of that is this: More early cards controls violent behavior, which is responsible for most red cards.  Then something really, really freakin' cool happened...


As I finished the calculations for Total Reds/Match and PKs/Match, I saw both figures unite.  The TRs/Match were so close together that I pushed the decimal point out to the thousandths point, only to see that it was just barely far enough.  The difference in Total Reds/Match was 1 one thousandth of a point.  In the next column, the frequency of PKs/Match were also damn near identical; only 1 one hundredth of a point separated the two groups.  Over a total of 2731 matches analyzed, when comparing MLS referees to those around the world, there were no differences in frequency of players getting red carded during a match or penalties being awarded.

To be sure, officials should be measured mostly on the accuracy of their work, not on stats.
However, I do believe in the power of big numbers, and that lists such as these can identify outliers.
To me, this data drives home two messages.  One is that MLS does not have a group of referees that conducts matches wildly different than in other countries.  The other is that differences between officials are not due to anything other than the fact that they're people.  Some refs are going to be more likely to yellow card you, but they're probably not going to dish out any reds.  Others may never award PKs.  These differences may appear inconsistent, but just like a bumpy pitch, inconsistency is a part of the game.

So where Mr. Geiger may tend to give more yellows than the mean, and he may be 3rd most likely MLS ref on this list to award a PK, he was right down the middle on red cards.  Nothing I found indicates that he calls a match wildly differently than anyone else.

I cherish and appreciate referees for the service they provide to my soccer-playing country.  Much like coaches, they give of themselves so that current and future generations can enjoy the beautiful game.  When a referee is on the field, I play with a different urgency.  They make it real.  They are, in fact, a critical piece of the soccer landscape.  I should more often remember what my high school coach taught me to do after matches, which is to thank the refs.  Thanks, guys.
-@4castnate

The full tables, sorted by PKs/Match: